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Steer away from the pork-stuffed bananas.

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            CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

By the way...if you make it down to Taste of Chicago this 
year you might want to steer away from the deep-fried, 
pork-filled banana dumplings at Sabor Latino. 

We stopped by the Taste on Saturday after sailing and I was 
feeling in an adventurous mood. Suffice it to say that was 
the last thing I ate that day. 

I am going to try to make it back again before it is over, 
though. There are so many good things to try! 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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A wholesaler in New York sent a letter to the postmaster of 
a small Midwestern town. He asked for the name of an honest 
lawyer who would take a collection case against a local 
debtor who had refused to pay for a shipment of the whole-
saler's goods. He got this reply: 

Dear Sir: I am the postmaster of this village and received 
your letter. I am also an honest lawyer and ordinarily would 
be pleased to accept a case against a local debtor.

In this case, however, I also happen to be the person you 
sold those crummy goods to. I received your demand to pay 
and refused to honor it. I am also the banker you sent the 
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