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            CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, July 8, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

I am frankly surprised I made it to Monday. This is pretty 
much how my weekend went... Friday morning I woke up around 
nine, did a few chores around the apartment, had breakfast, 
watched a little TV, showered and dressed and around 1:00 
in the afternoon I went to a family party and ate and drank 
until approximately 10:00 at night at which point I went 
home and passed out...

Until around nine o'clock Saturday morning at which time I 
did exactly the same routine... passing out around ten and 
waking up around nine a.m. Sunday to go to yet another party! 
This time a wedding. 

Oh, the whole thing was loads of fun, but a person cannot 
abuse him or herself like that indefinitely. By Sunday night 
I felt like an old gym shoe. On the plus side I did get to 
catch up with almost the entire family including a lot of 
nephews and nieces who I haven't seen in years. On the down 
side I am now commonly recognized among the younger ones as 
the creepy uncle who falls down a lot.

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite 
friendly with my study partner, a 64-year-old man, who 
had returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed, 
with a wink, that he had once thought more than friendship 
might be a possibility between us. 

"So what changed your mind?" I asked him. 

"I went to my doctor and asked if he thought a 40-year age 
difference between a man and woman was insurmountable. He 
looked at my chart and said, 'You're interested in someone 
who's 104?'" 


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Tony, having his second son christened, was much concerned 

about getting the correct name on the birth certificate.  
"Will you please name the baby just as I give it to you?" 

"Certainly," answered the minister, "why shouldn't I?" 

"Well you see, it's like this," replied Tony. "When I told 
you I wanted to name my first boy Tom, you wrote on his 
birth certificate 'Thomas.' 

This boy I want to name Jack." 

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