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Kiss Me It's the Solstice!

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            CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, June 20, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

In case you didn't notice today is the Solstice, baby, 
WOO HOO! 

That's right, it's the first day of summer. That means 
Solstice parties, bars will be having all sorts of Solstice 
drink specials and all sorts of girls will be wearing those 
'Kiss Me It's the Solstice' T-shirts. 

Solstice is Latin for 'sun stands still.' For several days 
before and after each solstice, the sun appears to stand 
still in the sky—-that is, its noontime elevation does not 
seem to change. 

At the time of the summer solstice, Earth is at a point in 
its orbit where one hemisphere is most tilted towards the 
sun (in this case the Northern hemisphere), causing the sun 
to appear at 23.45 degrees above the celestial equator, 
thus making its highest path across the sky. The summer 
solstice is the day of the year with the longest daylight 
period and hence the shortest night. 

What is means to us is a reason to go out and find a bar 
with a beer garden and celebrate with a few ice cold beers. 

Enjoy yourself...it's summer and it's Friday! 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
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The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. 
So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers. 

"We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said over 
the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind, please take a window 
seat so the competition thinks the plane is full." 


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Jolene had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, 
but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. 

Then she went to visit her Mother for two weeks, and when 
she returned, she was overjoyed to find that her husband had 
surprised her by installing beautiful new cabinets. 

A few days later a neighbor came over to visit and after 
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