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           CLEAN LAFFS - Thursday, June 19, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Guess what I found out last night! It has been a year since 
I made second degree in Hapkido. It was June of 2007, and 
since then all I have done is teach the low belts. Well, 
the master instructor called me and Peter, the other Hapkido 
second degree black belt, into his office last night and 
told us that he wants us to take the next Hapkido promotion 
test next week. 

There are six ranks between second degree and third degree, 
and it usually takes four months to advance from one rank 
to the next. That makes two more years until I'll be ready 
for third degree. Lord knows what kind of bizarre techniques 
that will involve. Maybe the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart 
Technique. Who knows? 

Plus, I will also be testing for the next Taekwondo rank 
next week. It's going to be a busy night. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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