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            CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

This will give you an idea of how exciting my weekend was. 
I spent eight hours on Saturday playing the computer game 
SimCity 3000. 

It's good to have goals. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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"I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a 
feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be 
patient." --Gordon Atkinson 

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"Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect 
has struggled with in vain." --Carl G. Jung   

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Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there 
the first time you need him, chances are you won't be 
needing him again. 


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A husband asks his wife, "If I should die first would you 
marry again?" 

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but 
I think eventually I would remarry." 

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house?" 

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. 
There is no reason to abandon it." 

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?" 

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away." 

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?" 

"Of course not! He's lefthanded!" 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------* 

Two women archeologists are down in Mexico excavating an 
ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take 
back to their museum. 

Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. 

Says one: "We don't seem to be having much luck." 

The other replies: "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is 
hard to find!" 

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