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CLEAN LAFFS                           Monday, July 21, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Well, all the buzz right now is the new Batman movie. It 
actually set a new box office record for a midnight debut, 
bringing in $18.5 million Friday from its midnight screening 
in 3,040 theaters.

Fortunately I am not a teenager, so I did not feel compelled 
to wait in line for two hours Friday night so I could buy 
tickets for a midnight show. It probably would have been a 
waste if I had tried, because most of the showings were sold 
out. 

Hopefully the glut of fanboys has died down by this time and 
I can wedge my way into one of the theaters to see it this 
week. The people I've talked to so far who have seen it 
described it as, 'Awesome', 'Phenomenal' and 'Unbelievable.' 

We'll see about that.

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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"Angelina Jolie decided to name her new son Knox because it 
ends in the letter x just like her other sons Maddox and 
Pax. Jolie better not have any more sons because the only 
two names left are Xerox and Ex-Lax." -Conan O'Brien

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"It was revealed today that Barrack Obama has been secretly 
interviewing candidates for Vice President while he works 
out in the gym. Screening people at the gym can only mean 
one thing - our next VP, definitely not Al Gore." 
 --Craig Ferguson

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"According to a new study, ladies and gentlemen, you can 
improve your memory by watching less TV, doing crossword 
puzzles, eating more fish – I can't remember all that." 
 --Dave Letterman 


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ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOMENTS IN TV HISTORY
Carol Burnett's Gone With The Wind Spoof...

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Gone With The Wind called Went With The Wind? 

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Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. 

The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the 
earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons." 

The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, 
"Are they an emerging intelligence?" 

The first spaceman says, "I don't think so...They have them 
aimed at themselves." 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog looking 
hungrily at every bite she took. Finally she took a small 
piece of meat from her plate and held it up for him. 

"Speak!" she said to the dog. 

The dog answered, "Under the circumstances, I hardly know 
what to say!" 

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