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            CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, June 30, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Last week was a tight week. The money has just been leaping 
out of my pockets lately, especially with having to pay for 
the double test last week. Plus, going downtown to play with 
the boat usually means spending money on something extraneous.

I'm down to my last ten bucks. But you know what today is... 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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"Fools and wise men are equally harmless. It is the half 
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 --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 

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"For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough 
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On a family vacation one summer, we crossed Wyoming and noted 
several historical points of interest. The children were 
especially interested because they enjoyed the computer game 
"Oregon Trail," which gives players a taste of the hardships 
the pioneers endured. We stopped at the famous South Pass to 
look at the wagon tracks still visible in the dirt. 

Squinting out over the desolate, wind-swept landscape, my 
daughter nodded and said grimly, "This is where my oxen 
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"Yes," she said, smirking. "It brings a whole new meaning to 
the phrase 'family jewels.'" 

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