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The company picnic is tomorrow.

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CLEAN LAFFS                           Friday, July 25, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

The company picnic is tomorrow. That should be fun, except 
the company won't provide any beer. That means I am going 
to have to tailgate. 

But a tailgate is usually a little picnic you have from 
the back of your vehicle before you attend some event. 
So I am creating something of a paradox here. But it's 
okay because beer tends to neutralize paradox, you just 
have to drink enough of it. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and 
came into our insurance office to file a disability claim. 
As I scanned the claim form, I did a double take. Under 
"Reason unable to work," she wrote: "Can't stand to cook." 

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"Mattel is releasing a new "Teacher" Barbie next week. 
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afford the Corvette." -Stephanie Miller 

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My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard 
Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, 
he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.

However, when Bob went to Michelle's house with her, he 
couldn't believe the disorganization. "Why is everything 
in its place on your ship," he asked, "but your house is 
such a mess?"

"My house," Michelle said, "does not take 30-degree rolls."


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Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for 
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