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             CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, June 9, 2008

Good morning crew, 

I hope everyone enjoyed their weekend. It actually turned 
out to be not quite so bad around the Chicago area after 
we were expecting thunderstorms all weekend. 

This week is going to be very hectic for me. On Thursday 
I am going to fly down to Florida to visit my parents for 
the weekend, which means I am going to busy as a beaver 
around here trying to get ahead. 

And toward that end I have to go count my paper clips and 
alphabetize my pens. Catch me tomorrow and I'll give you 
an update on the weekend. 

Laugh it up, 


P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum


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The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At 
our first service last summer, the chairman of the Board of 
deacons met me at the door with the Information that there 
were no offering plates to be Found. None of the men wore 
hats, and he thought it Undignified to pass a shoe. He had 
tried to borrow Something suitable from a house nearby, but 
no one Was home. 

When I went to the chancel to begin the service, the problem 
was still unsolved. Time came for the offering, and two 
ushers walked down the aisle wearing broad grins and carrying 
shiny receptacles. The deacon had resourcefully borrowed two 
hubcaps from a parishioner's car. 

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My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept 
refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," 
he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you 
name the boat?" 

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to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw 
painted on the side: "For Sale."


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