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It's time to buckle down and cram.

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           CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

There is another promotion test coming up next week, so I 
had better get to the gym tonight. Vacations really have 
a way of screwing up a person's schedule. I was only gone 
two work days...but somehow I managed to lose and entire 
week at the gym. So now it's time to buckle down and cram 
like a frat boy the night before a final. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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"According to the energy department, high gas prices may 
be around for the next six months. After that they'll be 
followed by really high gas prices." --Jay Leno 

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"In a recent interview, Arnold Schwarzenegger said cannabis 
is not a drug. Of course, when Arnold said it, it sounded 
like, 'Cannibals need a hug.'" -Conan O'Brien 

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"If you want to stay healthy... there was this guy in Hong 
Kong, 107-year-old guy in Hong Kong. He attributes his 
longevity to abstaining from sex since he was 30. Man, I'm 
gonna live a long, long time." -Craig Ferguson 


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When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I 
was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative 
office in a Military Intelligence unit. 

One day a long memo came around with a cover sheet in-
structing all assigned officers to read it and initial it 
as indication of their compliance. I figured it meant me 
too, so I read and initialed it. 

BUT a few days later, it came back addressed specifically to 
me. An attached note read: "You are not permanently assigned 
to this unit and are thus not an authorized signee. Please 
erase your initials and initial your erasure." 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the 
cases were discounted 10 percent. Since it was a big party, 
we bought 2 cases. 

The cashier multiplied 2 times 10 percent and gave us a 20 
percent discount.

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