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The harbor cops are gonna get me.

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             CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, June 27, 2008

Good morning crew, 

It looks like it is going to be a nice weekend. Saturday 
will be a high of 81 and partly sunny with a 10-20 m.p.h. 
west to northwest wind, and you know what that means. 


Of course, I have to be at the harbor tomorrow one way or 
another for the sanitation inspection. This is mostly for 
the larger boats. A harbor official (that is some teenager 
working a summer job) must inspect the boat to make sure 
that the galley and sewage disposal are in proper working 
condition so you are not leaking anything you shouldn't be 
into the harbor. 

Our little 25-footer does not have a galley and the head 
is a little port-a-potty that does not even drain outside 
of the boat (you actually have to pick the toilet up and 
carry it off the boat by hand...a very appetizing job). 

So the sanitation inspection is a waste of time, but we still 
have to do it because they won't give us a harbor sticker 
without the inspection, and without the harbor sticker the 
harbor cops will write our boat a parking ticket. I'm not 

We got one last year for not having the name of the boat 
displayed. How's that for bureaucracy? 

Laugh it up, 


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