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I didn't see any tornados.

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            CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, June 10, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Yes, it's true we did have a tornado touch down south of 
here on Saturday, but I didn't see it. In fact, I didn't 
even know about it until later in the evening. 

Mason and I were struggling to get the boat in the water 
all day Saturday. When we got started late morning it was 
still sunny, although breezy, and the forecast only called 
for a 30 percent chance of thunderstorms in the late after-
noon. 

But as the day wore on it got more and more threatening. By 
the time we got downtown to Burnham Harbor and got the mast 
up the clouds had gone from thick and fluffy to a solid 
mass of slate grey. Not the best weather to be setting up 
a 32-foot-tall lightning rod, but we managed to get the 
thing in the water and tied off just as it started to rain. 

It wasn't until the drive home that all the radio stations 
were talking about tornado warnings. But like I said, we 
didn't see any. Of course, I have no idea if the boat is 
still tied off where we left it. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

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We had built our dream house several years ago, and 
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