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             CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Well, the boat is just about ready. It only took three week-
ends to prep. The problem is that it requires all of the 
maintenance of a vehicle and an apartment combined with the 
inconvenience of everything constantly being damp. 

With any kind of luck it will be ready for launch next week-
end...as long as that last replacement part comes in...and 
the weather cooperates...and I don't lose it and put a dozen 
holes in the hull with a sledgehammer. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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Office Memo: 

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that 
was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to 
it. I would find it forever after difficult to meet your 
gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a discussion 
about java applets or brand identity. Just be aware that 
that milk was EXPRESSLY for my baby, if you get my drift. I 
will label these things from now on, but if you found your 
coffee tasted just a little bit unusual this morning, you 
might think about calling your mom and telling her you love 
her." 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

I wish I had a small truck so I could take advantage of a 
contract hauling opportunity I saw mentioned the other 
day. Seems a water-garden company wants a load of frogs 
delivered, but they have to be delivered in a special bog-
like container that will fit in a pickup truck's bed. 

They'll pay in food, which is exactly what the cat likes 
best! For each load delivered, the company will provide 
one enormous home-baked casserole with a crust of middle-
eastern flat bread.  Mmmmmm! 

That's right: a pita pie per pickup pack of puddled peepers. 

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