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This is going to be my summer.

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            CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, June 24, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

We finally got the Albatross out on the lake for her first 
sail of the summer...and on the first full day of summer, 
too. It was a beautiful day for sailing. A consistent ten-
to-twelve mile-per-hour wind, about seventy-five to eighty 
degrees and it hardly rained at all. Just a couple sun 
showers. And most importantly...nothing broke and there was 
no property damage! 

I think it was auspicious. I think this is going to be our 
summer. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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I had a secretary who claimed that she liked to live like 
she types: Fast and with lots of mistakes. 

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Did you hear what happened to the butcher? He backed into 
a meat slicer and got a little behind in his work. 

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Village Dry Cleaners has relocated to High Street, right next 
door to St. Joseph's Church. After March 1, Cleanliness Is 
Next to Godliness.' 


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No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. After our 
daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my bicycle, 
I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a 
little helmet. 

The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-
checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to the end of 
the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my 
leg up over the crossbar, accidentally kicked her right in 
the chin. 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

Our local paper runs a popular column called "10 Questions" 
that spotlights people who live in our community. 

In addition to the usual inquiries about occupation and age, 
people are asked the questions that give a snapshot look of 
their personalities. 

Recently one woman was asked, "What's the 'strangest' thing 
you ever bought?" 

She answered, "Dog toothpaste." 

Next question, "What is the 'most common' thing people say 
to you?" 

Her answer: "Where did you get such white teeth?" 


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