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CLEAN LAFFS                           Monday, July 28, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

I hope everybody enjoyed their weekend. Mine was busy, busy, 
busy, but that's what summer is for, right? I have six months 
of winter to sit in the apartment, watch TV and play computer 
games. 

I'll fill you in on the details tomorrow. Right now I think 
it's about time for a cup of java and a few jokes!

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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My wife and I take turns walking our five-year-old daughter 
to the bus stop for school every morning. Today was my turn, 
and as me and all the other moms in the neighborhood waited 
one of them asked me to say hello to my wife. 

"I will," I said. "it'll make her feel better. She has 
pneumonia..." 

"Oh, poor girl," they all said in unison. 

One of them crooked her eyebrow at me and said, "I hope 
you're helping her with the kids, the cooking and cleaning." 

"I can't," I said pointing to the band aid on my index finger. 
"Hangnail." 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------* 

The state trooper pulled Mr. Schwarz over and, after in-
specting his license and registration, informed the motorist 
that he was going to have to spend the night in jail. 

"What's the charge? Mr. Schwarz demanded. 

"None," replied the officer. "It's all part of the service." 


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