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            CLEAN LAFFS - Thursday, June 26, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Tonight's the big night. I have a half hour promotion test 
in Taekwondo and then another promotion test in Hapkido 
back-to-back. The second one will probably be even longer, 
more like 45-minutes. 

It's going to be exhausting, but I guess it's more enter-
taining than a movie. How often do you get to jump around, 
scream and act like a maniac? Of course, I don't know 
anything about your personal lives...so I shouldn't make 
assumptions. 

I just hope I don't break anything I might need later. I'll 
be sure to fill you in on any exciting details that might 
happen. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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 -Craig Ferguson

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"Today is the last day of school for some. Starting tomorrow 
at 9 a.m., teenagers all across the country will settle in on 
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 -Jimmy Kimmel

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"Government figures released by President Bush show we are 
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One morning while a locksmith had come to change the locks 
in my house, I realized I had to run a few errands. I turned 
to him, a sweet older man, and said I was heading out. As I 
got to the front door, I noticed my sad-faced dog staring at 
me from the living room. "I love you, sweet boy," I said. 
"Now you be good. Okay?" 

From the other room I heard a voice answer, "Okay." 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person 
brought in to be their new conductor. Their fears were 
realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, 
realizing that the conductor did not know what he was 
doing, angrily clashed his instruments together during a 
delicate, soft passage. The music stopped. The conductor, 
highly agitated, looked angrily around the orchestra, 
demanding, "Who did that? Who did that?" 

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