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CLEAN LAFFS                         Thursday, July 31, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

It was 95 degrees yesterday (and about 75 percent humidity) 
and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to 
go for a run before hitting the gym. 

After about a mile I felt like I was wrapped in a hot, wet 
towel. Steam was literally rising off the top of my head. 
I finished about a mile-and-a-half before I had to give up 
for fear I was going to pass out in the middle of the street. 

I should have given up and gone home, but I guess my brain 
was a little over-heated because I decided to go to class 
after that. 

Another hour-and-a-half of hard aerobic exercise and I was 
starting to feel intensely groggy and uncoordinated...which 
is an odd feeling. I remember reading somewhere that when a 
person's core body temperature gets too high the protein in 
the brain becomes denatured leading to irreparable brain 
damage. 

Of course, how would I know if that happened? So, if whatever 
I have written today makes absolutely no sense, please write 
in and let me know. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle 
on the floor of the car. 

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"Don't worry, I can stay out late tonight," Joe told his 
friend Bob. "My wife's gone for a two-week vacation in the 
Caribbean." 

"Jamaica?" Bob asked. 

"No, it was her idea." 

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