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CLEAN LAFFS                        Wednesday, July 23, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

How many people have seen the new Batman movie yet? I was 
actually able to catch it over the weekend and I have to 
admit it was pretty good. A lot of people have been doing 
back flips over this movie, naming their children Bruce 
Wayne and having the Bat symbol tattooed on their backs, 
but I won't go quite that far. 

I will say that you will definitely want to see this in the 
theater. This kind of movie loses something when you see it 
on a TV screen. Everybody has also been talking about the 
stellar performance of Heath Ledger as the Joker. That might 
also be hyped a little more than is warranted, but this is 
the creepiest interpretation of the Joker so far. You 
actually believe that this guy is a homicidal maniac and 
not just some cartoon character on the big screen. 

However, I still recommend seeing it at a matinee if you can. 
No reason to blow the extra two-fifty if you can avoid it! 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
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The local high school has a policy that the parents must call 
the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice 
deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. 
So she waited until her parents had left for work and called 
the school herself. 

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"This is my mother." 


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tired." 

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"Well, I would," said the Bassett Hound, "except that I'm 
not allowed on the couch. 

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