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       Classic Laff-a-Day - June 19, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

How about a quick session with TZ: Sex Therapist...

TZ, honestly, what is it with men and anal sex? That's all my
husband wants. I give him the best blow jobs I know how to give
and he still only wants anal sex. Well, I just can't do it.  So
do you know any men that will settle for regular vaginal sex
and blow jobs?
   [Yeah, most of us. But if he still insists tell him that you
will acquiesce only after you’ve poked him in the ass. If he
agrees, then you should start to worry.

TZ, I recently found my husband’s stash of porn. What should
I do? I’m really upset.
   [That pig! I’ll tell you what, send it to me. I know exactly
what to do with it.]

TZ, Lately my wife keeps laughing during sex. It’s starting to
piss me off. What should I do?
   [I don’t know. I’ve been struggling with that one all my

Help me, TZ! I can’t keep up with my husband. He wants IT
nearly every night. What’s a girl to do?
   [Keep up.]

TZ, I have a serious question. I’m a woman who is up for
anything. Is there anything that is truly taboo between man
and wife?
   [Yeah, don’t yell at him.]

Dr. Ruthingly,



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Here it is, middle of the day on Monday, and my wife calls to
ask me if I want to pick her up and drive downtown to say
goodbye to her mother who’s been visiting some cousin or

"Huh?" was all I could muster.

"Mama’s leaving today," repeated my wife. "Can I ask you to
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"Sure, Honey. Ask me tomorrow."


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