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         BIZARRE NEWS - Wednesday, May 14, 2008
 "Spanning the globe for the weird...strange...and stupid."
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Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Most men have trouble dealing with one wife. The guy in 
today's story was juggling two and a number of kids! 
Either he's doing something really right or really wrong. 

Keron Wilkins of North Carolina who allegedly had two 
wives in towns about 15 miles apart is facing a bigamy 
charge after his double life caught up with him. 

Dawn Stone-Wilkins, 32, who married Keron several months 
ago, told a Raleigh news station she had begun to wonder 
why her husband would disappear for days at a time. 

Then she got a late-night telephone call: "I said 'How 
did you get my number?' and she said 'Well I got it out 
of his phone.' 

I said, 'Excuse me?' She said, 'Well he's in the other 
room in our bed asleep, and I'm in our daughter's room.' 
I said, 'Excuse me?' She said, 'And I'm Keron's wife.' 
And I said, 'Well how are you Keron's wife when I'm 
Keron's wife?'" 

Stone-Wilkins said she and Keron lived in Cary, a town 
about 10 miles outside Raleigh and 15 miles from Clayton. 
Chaka Wilkins has been married to Keron for eight years 
and have two children, ages 4 and 8 months. 

According to an arrest warrant filed in Wake County 
Magistrate Court, Keron Wilkins is charged with one felony 
count of bigamy.

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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+---------------- Bizarre Religious Facts -----------------+
                        
Camel is considered unclean meat in the Bible. 
 
In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the 
word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, 
"Thou shalt commit adultery." This book is now referred to 
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Over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip in 
New Mexico that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ 
burned into it. 

John Bunyan, a popular writer from the 1700's, was sent to 
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Parts of the Dead Sea Scrolls appeared for sale in the June 
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The biggest selling Christmas single of all time is Bing 
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A temple located in Sri Lanka is dedicated to a tooth of 
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--------- British pet psychic helps find lost dog ----------

LONDON - A British woman said her missing Jack Russell 
terrier was excited to return home after a psychic used 
supernatural methods to pinpoint his location. Nikki 
Newcombe, 35, was relieved to have her dog, Marmite, 
return home after he spent a week stranded in a hole, 
the Mirror reported. Newcombe went to Pea Horsley, a 
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after having no luck finding the lost pooch on her own. 
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the dog traveled past before falling into the hole, the 
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"It's one of the quickest I've found," Horsley said. 

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--------- Husband sued for hidden lotto winnings ----------

MIAMI - A Florida woman says she is suing her husband for 
at least half of the $600,000 in lottery winnings he tried 
to hide from her. Former model Donna Campbell, 48, said 
she had to search the Internet to find out her husband, 
Arnim Ramdass, 52, and 16 other Miami International 
Airport mechanics won $19 million in the lottery last 
June, The Miami Herald reported. Campbell said she is 
entitled to the money because the lucky ticket was 
purchased with marital assets. Ramdass contends he owes 
her nothing. The distressed 1979 Miss Trinidad and Tobago 
beauty pageant runner-up said her husband disappeared 
from their home after she found out about his winnings. 
She said he only visits during the day to work around 
the house. The case is set for a hearing Thursday when 
Judge Jennifer Bailey will decide whether the lawsuit 
will move on to trial, the Herald said. 


--------- Romantic teen runs afoul of girl's dad ----------

SYCAMORE TOWNSHIP, Ohio - Court records showed that an 
Ohio teenager apparently wasn't aware his girlfriend 
wasn't home when he slipped into her bedroom and ran into 
her father. The youth, Jesse Laboiteaux, 18, wound up with 
two black eyes and faced assault and burglary charges in 
what started out as a romantic rendezvous with his 15-year-
old girlfriend. The Cincinnati Enquirer said Monday that 
the young lady was spending the night at a friend's house 
when Laboiteaux crawled into her Sycamore Township home 
through a window. He apparently made enough noise that 
the girl's father, Larry Hackett, went to investigate. 
Laboiteaux was able to fight his way out the door, but he 
was quickly apprehended by police. 

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---------- Speedo-wearing beach bum sues cops ------------

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Bob Hezzelwood, 61, said in all his years of spending time 
at Bonita Beach in Bonita Springs, Fla., he has never been 
confronted about wearing a Speedo bathing suit, WKMG-TV, 
Orlando, Fla., reported Monday. Hezzelwood said he is 
suing the sheriff's department because he believes an 
officer went against his civil rights by unjustly issuing 
him a trespassing citation and asking him not to come 
back to the beach, WKMG said. The citation, which 
Hezzelwood received more than a year after being warned 
about not wearing his Speedo on the beach, said he was in 
trouble for "exposed scrotum," and said he could "Never 
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reported. Even though the trespass warning was thrown out 
by a judge about a year ago, Hazzelwood said he still 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Lewis, Given that more than 50% of people are overweight, 
Naked Office would probably not be a pretty sight.  Is 
there an office of fitness gurus and bodybuilders we could 
watch? -Luce
[That kind of takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?]


Concerning the diamond ring found in the SF Bay:  If I 
found out that my fiance had given me a wedding ring with 
a $499 pricetag that was actually worth $150, I'd throw 
it in the Bay too.  Perhaps that's why no one is claiming 
it. -Susan
[What ever happened to romance? If all the love of your 
life could afford was a $500 ring would you toss it in 
the water somewhere? I think the point of the story is 
that the kid didn't just hock the ring but actually tried 
to find who lost it.]


Lewis, I came up with the latest new-age disease...T.I.T.S. 
Traffic Induced Tourrete's Syndrome.  It's what happens to 
every-day normal people when placed behind an old person 
in a Buick Skylark traveling 15 miles under the speed limit. 
The longer the commute the harsher the foul language gets.
 -Tip


Lewis, You know the only reason you want to do the Naked 
Office thing is so you can see all of the women's breasts. 
The men have to participate too. But did you ever think 
that there might be some guy in your office that has a 
really big schlong? Then it would not be so much fun walking 
around every day knowing how small you are and how big he 
is. It could do some do some damage to your psyche. 
 -Jenn in Houston
[I'm afraid I'm too old and have been married too long to 
worry about that. But maybe some of the younger bucks in 
the office... And yes, that is exactly the reason I'd love 
to participate in 'Naked Office'.]


Lewis, I am not sure if you are aware of the nudist rules 
for sitting.  The proper etiquette is to carry a towel 
with you to sit on.  I hesitate to explain too much more, 
but that is how you would accessorize yourself in the 
office on naked day. You could also put a little pocket in 
the towel for you wallet. -Edgar
[At least I already have a place to hang my key ring.]

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