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Heading Down The Wrong Road

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         BIZARRE NEWS - Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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Greetings fellow Bizarros:

This "biofuel is taking the food out of babies' mouths" story
seems to be all over the news right now. The UN's Food and
Agriculture Organization says world grain stocks have fallen
to a quarter-century low of 5 million tons, barely enough
rations for eight to 12 weeks. Meanwhile America, the world's
food superpower, will divert 18 percent of its grain output
for ethanol this year, chiefly to break dependency on oil im-

The bizarre part of this whole story is that biofuel, par-
ticularly from grains, does not reduce dependence on foreign
oil and can actually be more harmful to the environment than
the fossil fuels they would replace.

Scientists have increasingly questioned the sustainability
of biofuels, warning that by increasing deforestation for
crops, the energy source may be contributing to global

John Beddington, England's current chief scientific adviser,
has already expressed skepticism about biofuels. At a speech
in Westminster recently he said demand for biofuels from the
US had delivered a "major shock" to world agriculture, which
was raising food prices globally. "There are real problems
with the unsustainability of biofuels," he said, adding that
cutting down rainforest to grow the crops was "profoundly

But the even worse part is that turning plants such as corn,
soybeans and sunflowers into fuel uses much more energy than
the resulting ethanol or biodiesel generates! For example,
corn requires 29 percent more fossil energy to raise, harvest
and convert than the fuel produced from it!

Talk about heading down the wrong road.



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------- Navy medic charged $60 for doing good deed -------

PARMA, Mich. - A U.S. Navy medic who stopped on a highway 
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with a $60 towing fee after he left his truck behind. 
Hospital Corpsman 3rd Class Tim Moore said he abandoned 
his truck at the side of an exit ramp to help calm a 
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------------ Man accuses new wife of assault -------------

CINCINNATI - A husband of five days appeared in a 
Cincinnati court and told the judge he fears for his life 
after his blushing bride allegedly beat him up. Timothy 
Schaffer Jr. told the court after Crystal Whitaker, 25, 
was arrested Saturday that he fears his wife "very much," 
The Cincinnati Enquirer reported. Whitaker is accused of 
striking Schaffer and threatening to kill him. She has 
been charged with domestic violence. Schaffer said he 
has also been threatened by his wife's friends. He said 
Whitaker had applied for a passport and was planning a 
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--------- Woman's non-existent license suspended ----------

TORONTO - A Toronto woman says she is baffled by a letter
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advising that her license had been suspended based on
"evidence of a medical condition that would affect your
ability to safely operate a motor vehicle," the Toronto
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information about her, such as her full name, birth date
and address. There is a license number printed, which she
checked to make sure wasn't her husband's, who has a
license. It wasn't his, she said. Ministry officials
weren't available to comment during the weekend, although
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with her identity, the Sun said. "Obviously, they're trying
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Lewis, I have a question about that bizarre law concerning
shooting a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city
walls and after midnight. At what point does "after midnight"
become "before midnight?" And if I took a vacation to Chester
and invited my ex-wife to come along, would it still be legal
to shoot her? -Rob
[Why? Is she Welsh?]

Hey Lewis, I thought you might find this interesting...
"COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang
their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public distur-
bance that resulted in the father's arrest. Joseph Manzanares
stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend
worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video
displays and a computer. His girlfriend told police that they
had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which
gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is
a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to
the Westside Ballers gang."  Talk about bizarre! -Rachel
[What ever happened to old fashioned family values? Back in
the day there would be no question that the child would join
the gang his father belonged to.]

In regards to Naomi's comment about the guy who had to have
a broken jar of cherries surgically removed, I figure it's
better he stuck it in his pie hole rather than his corn hole.
[Or even worse...his cake hole.]

Having a bird that can imitate a police siren could come in
handy in the event of a 'myna' emergency... -Ed
[You don't have any friends, do you, Ed?]

I'll bet all the Scotch readers are really going to love you
for making them English. Watch out for burly-looking dudes
with large pointed devices and blur makeup. -Harold
[You want me to watch out for TZ? He's mostly harmless.]

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