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         BIZARRE NEWS - Wednesday, July 2, 2008
 "Spanning the globe for the weird...strange...and stupid."
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Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A faithful reader named Micki Lyn sent in this story courtesy
of our horny neighbors to the north.

It seems a 63-year-old driving school owner is accused of
using his position to recruit young women for his other
business interests...that being erotic massage.

In addition to the Alberta Defensive Driving School, Edmonton
police say Vishva Juneja owns Hustlers Men's Massage and Just
for Men - downtown massage parlors that were alleged fronts
for "prostitution-like activities."

Juneja has been charged after police say he asked women he
was teaching to drive if they'd be willing to work in his
parlors.

His business licenses for the parlors and his school, as well
as his driving instructor's license, have all been revoked
following an undercover police investigation.

The two-storey strip that housed Hustlers also had a restau-
rant, a Laundromat and a grocery with a meat counter on the
first floor. People were made aware of the meat counter on
the second floor by a purple stiletto on a sign in an upstairs
window.

Juneja was charged earlier this month with two counts of
keeping a common bawdy house. I'm not sure what a "bawdy house"
is, but if anything I would say it was uncommon!

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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------------- Drunk man tried to row home ---------------

HELSINGOR, Denmark - Danish authorities said a drunken 
elderly man stole a row boat and attempted to row more 
than two miles home to Sweden. Authorities said the 
78-year-old man stole the row boat after discovering 
he had left all of his money in a bar and had no funds 
left for ferry passage from Helsingor, Denmark, to 
Helsingborg, Sweden, Swedish news agency TT reported 
Monday. Danish coast guard officials said they found 
the man passed out inside the row boat after they received 
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Coast guard officials said the man was given passage on 
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-------- Man tries to pay bond with filthy pennies ---------

CENTER JUNCTION, Iowa - An Iowa man arrested for driving 
with a bad tire was jailed after trying to use soiled 
pennies and rumpled dollar bills to pay a bond, court 
documents indicate. James R. Ward, 60, of Center Junction, 
Iowa, was ordered Thursday to spend a week in Scott County 
Jail after he was arrested May 12, for operating a tractor 
trailer on the highway with a faulty tire, court records 
say. Ward was ordered to pay $68.20 in fines and court 
fees, the Quad-City Times in Davenport, Iowa, reported. 
When Ward said he planned to take his case to a jury trial, 
Associate Court Judge Christine Dalton decided he needed 
to post a $100 bond, the newspaper said. Officials said 
Ward brought a box of dirty pennies and wrinkled dollar 
bills to the clerk's office Thursday in an effort to 
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---------- Lost ring returned after 54 years ------------

LUDINGTON, Mich. - A Michigan native says a man recently 
contacted her to say he had found a class ring she dropped 
in Lake Michigan in 1954. Jan Zacharda, who had immediately 
replaced the ring after losing it during a visit to 
Ludington State Park, said she had forgotten about the 
lost item until she received a call from Robert Savage, 
the Ludington Daily News reported Monday. "I looked at 
my husband and said, 'You have got to be kidding me,'" 
Zacharda said. Savage said he found the ring 12 years ago 
while using his metal detector at a beach on Oxbow Lake, a 
body of water Zacharda said she has never visited. Zacharda 
said she has no idea what may have happened to the ring to 
carry it to the beach from distant Lake Michigan. Savage 
said the ring was inscribed with the initials "JP" for Jan 
Pedersen -- Zacharda's maiden name -- an "L" for Ludington 
High School and the year of graduation, 1955. He said 
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initials. Zacharda said the returned ring now resides on 
her index finger, where it will be in less danger of 
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--------- Golfers finish game after armed robbery ---------

MILWAUKEE - A group of persistent golfers said they were 
shocked when an armed man robbed them on a prestigious 
Milwaukee course, but they finished their game anyway. 
The foursome and two caddies were on the 16th tee Saturday 
at Brynwood Country Club when an armed man popped out of 
the woods and said, "Give me your money," officials said. 
The masked man stole items from one caddy and two golfers 
before running off, the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reported.
Undeterred, the golfers carried on with their game and all 
tee times went on as usual during the weekend, authorities 
said. Club officials said they are glad no one was hurt in 
the incident and they are working with police to find the 
thief. "The incident was an unusual occurrence at our club. 
Brynwood Country Club has a nearly 80-year history as one 
of the most prestigious country clubs in the Midwest," 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

How in the world was that man traveling 45mph on a bycicle?
even on a hill?? I'm 19 now, but i specifically remember when
i was 12 i had an 18speed bike with a digital speedometer on
it from Walmart. Was the fastest bike among neighborhood kids.
Top speed, in wind: 31. -Ken
[You're right. If you couldn't do it on a Huffy from WalMart
when you were twelve-years-old, obviously it can't be done.
I retract the story as clearly implausible.]


Whoever sent you the story about Ernie Trent, the 101 year
old pilot, transposed the digits in the WWII B-52 part. Here
is the transcript of the story from the Pittsburgh paper:
"After all these years, Ernie Trent remains one of the high
and mighty. At age 101, the Somerset native, a former meat
cutter and TV repairman, has been flying aircraft since the
1930s and is still licensed. He trained B-25 pilots for
combat missions during World War II."
[There you go!]


Dear Lewis: You said: "I've heard that fat ladies sing during
sex. I don't know what fat ladies do during sex." Well, I can
tell you, I am a fat lady that absolutely sings during sex.
It's the only way! -MC  


Lewis - the latest edition BN is not working on the Gopher
Archive. Would you please have someone fix it so I can read
it? Thanks, Jamie
[It is now. There was a small technical problem caused by an
assistant editor when he loaded the issue onto the archive
page. He has been severely reprimanded. You can see the
archives now by clicking the link at the bottom of the page.]

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