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BIZARRE NEWS - Saturday, June 28, 2008
 "Spanning the globe for the weird...strange...and stupid."
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Greetings fellow Bizarros:

If any of you have never done it, it is great to get out on
your bicycle in the county. Especially if you are in the
woods. You don't have the constant noise of an engine, you
are surrounded by the environment, you can let your mind
focus and forget about work and stress while your body gets
a good work out.

And then you collide with a bear.

That's exactly what happened to a bicyclist who was training
for a race on a road through the woods in Boulder, Colorado.

Tim Egan and his nephew were traveling about 45 miles per
hour on the hill just west of Boulder. "I saw a blur and
thought to myself, 'Big dog.'" Egan said. "Then, just as I
was hitting it, I saw this gigantic bear head with huge
teeth. He was surprised to see me and I was surprised to see
him!"

Egan and his bike were thrown through the air and landed on
his back. He couldn't move for several minutes. His nephew
pulled up on the scene just seconds later and told him the
bear was still there.

"I remember thinking to myself, 'I'm alive, but the bear's
here. Oh, this is bad.' I mean, he was extremely well-fed
and a big guy. And he wasn't happy. He looked at me and he
opened his mouth," said Egan.

Eventually, though, the bear sauntered off into the woods,
apparently uninjured. Egan, though, was bleeding profusely
and his bike was bent. He and his nephew got it straightened
out and rode to Boulder Community Hospital.

"I don't think I could have hurt him," said Egan. "It was
literally like running into a brick wall. I'm glad my nephew
was here, or nobody would have believed me. I told him, 'I
demand that this story be told at my funeral, because it'll
get a laugh out of everyone.'"

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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----------- Smoking man zapped by lightning -------------

ORLANDO, Fla. - A Florida man said it felt like he "stuck 
a fork in an outlet" when lightning struck him while he 
was holding a cigarette out the window of an apartment. 
Adam Rice said he was listening to music and watching TV 
in an apartment in Orange County, Fla., when lightning 
zapped him on the hand Wednesday, WKMG-TV, Orlando, Fla., 
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----------- Baby crocodile surprises drinkers -------------

DARWIN, Australia - Patrons at a bar in Australia said they
were surprised when a baby crocodile unexpectedly walked
in front of the building's door. It is a mystery how the
2-foot-long crocodile made its way to the Noonamah Tavern,
about 25 miles outside of the Northern Territory capital
of Darwin, CNN reported. "I think someone went fishing and
picked him up. Or someone left him here as a practical
joke. It's very unlikely that it walked up by itself,"
Naray said. Drinkers hurried out of the bar after two
nearby gas station workers saw the crocodile near the
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--------- Man steals ATM from convenience store ----------

PLACENTIA, Calif. - Police in Placentia, Calif., said they 
were searching for a man accused of entering a convenience 
store and stealing an automated teller machine. Placentia 
police spokeswoman Corinne Loomis said a man told the 
Circle K clerk to move out of the way while he took the 
large ATM out of the store on a dolly, The Orange County 
(Calif.) Register reported. Police said the man had on a 
motorcycle helmet or a paint-ball mask and took off in a 
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Wednesday incident and the man didn't appear to be armed, 
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----------- Nude inmate picked up by police --------------

SAVANNAH, Ga. - A Georgia inmate was taken back to jail 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Shouldn't your lead story be under Brassiere News?
- Larry
[I've been trying to get that particular newsletter off the 
ground for years.]


Hey Lewis, He may be the oldest pilot, but "Ernie Trent 
said he has been flying planes since the 1930s -- including 
a stint training B-52 pilots during World War II." The 
first B-52 wasn't flying until 1952, well after WWII. Your 
people should have checked that out. (Korean War maybe?)
- Mike 
[Come on, Mike. Let's give the 101 year-old WWII Veteran 
the benefit of the doubt. Maybe we was testing them out 
before they got out on the market?] 


"Why is it a man can "rent the cow for a little milk" but 
a woman is expected to marry a pig just to get a little 
sausage? --Heather 
To answer Heather, because even a little sausage is enough 
to satisfy most women. - Ather World 
[Is it just me or does everyone who reads this have a taste 
for some breakfast food?]

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