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          BIZARRE NEWS - Wednesday, June 4, 2007
 "Spanning the globe for the weird...strange...and stupid."
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Greetings fellow Bizarros:

The next time you are being hassled by airport security at 
Chicago O'Hare or Baltimore-Washington International or 
LaGuardia, think about this story that occurred recently 
across the pond at London's Heathrow.

A London man said he was threatened with arrest at a city 
airport because his "Transformers" T-shirt depicted a cartoon 
robot with a gun. Brad Jayakody, 30, said he was passing 
through security at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 for a 
business trip to Dusseldorf, Germany, when a guard began 
joking with him about his "Transformers" shirt, which featured 
main villain Megatron.

"Then he explains that since Megatron is holding a gun, I'm 
not allowed to fly," he said. Jayakody said the guard gave 
him the option of changing his shirt or facing arrest for the 
"offensive" image.

"It's a 40-foot tall cartoon robot with a gun as an arm," 
Jayakody said. "There is no way this shirt is offensive in 
any way, and what, I'm going to use the shirt to pretend I 
have a gun?

The passenger said he changed his shirt. A spokesman for 
BAA, which runs the airport, said the incident is being in-
vestigated.

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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+----------------- Bizarre Human Freaks ------------------+

Juan Baptista dos Santos - He possessed two functioning 
penes and three scrota, the outer two of which each con-
tained a single testis.

Josephine Myrtle Corbin - Known as the The Four Legged Lady, 
he extra legs were part of a twin that did not split 
correctly. Each of her smaller inner legs was paired with 
one of her outer legs. 

Gabrielle Fuller - Born in Basle, Switzerland, in 1884, the 
Half Lady had a perfectly formed upper body which ended 
smoothly just below the waist. 

The Human Unicorn - In 1930, a Chinese farmer from Manchukuo 
was discovered by an expat Russian banker. The Russian was 
able to take a picture of the man who apparently had a 14-
inch spire-like horn growing from the back of his head. 

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------------- Party trashes $8.8 million home -------------

MARBELLA, Spain - A woman says her $8.8 million home in 
Marbella, Spain, was trashed by 400 revelers who showed up 
for a party her daughter advertised on the Internet. Amanda 
Hudson said she gave her daughter, Jodie, permission to 
throw her 16th birthday party at the house, but she lost 
control of the shindig after hundreds of people showed up 
to party. Jodie Hudson had sent out word about her birthday 
bash on social networking sites Facebook and Bebo as the 
"party of the year." Hudson said $12,000 worth of jewelry 
and multiple clothing items were stolen during the party. 
Other items, including a TV, were thrown into the house's 
pool. 


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------------ Man uses pepper spray on squirrel ------------

ROCHESTER, N.Y. - New York officials said they were called 
to a Rochester neighborhood after a man tried getting a 
squirrel to leave his home by using pepper spray. Emergency 
officials arrived at the home Sunday afternoon to rinse out 
the eyes of five people who were present when the pepper 
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of the Rochester Fire Department. Firefighters tuned on fans 
in the home to get rid of the lingering pepper spray. "When 
the fire department went in and opened up all of the windows, 
the squirrel decided to leave. I guess he figured his work 
there was done," Williams said.


--------- Wife ordered to pay for ex's lifestyle ---------

MADISON, Wis. - In a little bit of poetic justice the 
Wisconsin Supreme Court has ruled a divorced woman must 
pay her ex-husband $2,000 a month to maintain his life-
style, despite his $85,000 a year salary. The court ruled 
Rose Steinmann must pay her ex-husband, Tony Steinmann, 
$2,000 a month for 10 years so that he may maintain the 
lifestyle he enjoyed while married. The Steinmanns were 
married for 10 years and during that time Tony worked for 
Rose's business, Dairy Source Inc. He was fired from the 
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----------- West Virginians offended by Cheney ------------

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney joked about inbreeding in 
his family Monday and wound up having to apologize to the 
people of West Virginia. Cheney, speaking at the National 
Press Club in Washington, noted his distant relationship 
with Sen. Barack Obama, the Democratic presidential con-
tender from Illinois. He then said he had a grandmother 
whose last name was Tyler but was descended from a Cheney.
"So I had Cheneys on both sides of the family, and we don't 
even live in West Virginia," the vice president quipped.
While that drew laughs from the crowd, it didn't sit well 
with West Virginia leaders, who demanded, and got an apology.
"The vice president's offhand comment was not meant to hurt 
anyone," Cheney spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride said. 


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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Lewis, Ouche-tay on the atin-lay ig-pay. Have a great week. 
 -Dorothy


Hi, Lewis! I've been reading your newsletter for as long as 
I can remember. I love it! I'm pro-gun & it really makes me 
proud when you make valid points about the need for self-
defense.  Thank you for standing up for what you believe in. 
Also, sometimes I think you may be funnier than TZ!  Please 
don't tell him this as you know what a delicate man he is. 
Please keep up the great work! -Caitlin
[He's a delicate man, alright. He has shown me the bruises.]


Lewis, I'm not surprised to read about the man snake-bitten 
in the crotch. The poor creature was just defending his 
territory against the infamous trouser snake! -Wendy


i was just wondering what happened to the snake?  presumably, 
it was behind him.  i know if it had happened to me, it would 
be asking for toilet paper.
[Why, are you Mexican?]


How sad that even in a country as affluent as Japan, someone 
could be so desperate as to hide in a strangers home for 
somewhere to live. Perhaps the occupier of the house could 
have let her stay as a house keeper, as obviously the only 
thing she took was food to eat, and to shower. -Steve.
[That certainly wouldn't be my first thought if I found a 
homeless person squatting in one of my closest...unless she 
was a really attractive homeless chick. Although I doubt 
Jessica Alba is going to try sneaking into my bedroom.]

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