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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm always shocked by the crap that people will buy. I
think the stranger and more bizarre the product the more
the general public wants to get their hands on it. You
see what I mean when you visit 'What's On the Web?' and
check out this site featuring strange new products.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Jesse Jackson says he's trying to put his remarks about
Barack Obama behind him. He says Obama has forgiven him.
Obama says he'll appoint Jesse Jackson secretary of nut
cutting."
- Conan O'Brien
"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really
is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very
good."
- Robert Graves
"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence
over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled."
- Richard Feynman
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BLOOPERS DVD 2-Pk
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Get ready to laugh, laugh and then laugh some more as you
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people making funny mistakes.
Remember you get two DVDs:
* News Bloopers * Presidential Bloopers
Don't miss this specially priced collection. Once we sell
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What's On the Web?
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TRUTH OR FICTION
We have all been subjected to the onslaught of emails of
fantastic "deals", inspirational stories, corporate fraud
allegations and other Internet lore. This cool site lets
you know what the truth is and what is fiction on the
World Wide Web.
Visit: TRUTH OR FICTION
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STRANGE NEW PRODUCTS
Devoted to strange, useless, but utterly enjoyable
gadgets and inventions, this fun blog features a daily
update of the latest in consumer oddities. Read about
the Psychotronic Wishing Machine, Etch-A-Sketch Lollipops,
and other new items on the market.
Visit: STRANGE NEW PRODUCTS
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JUMBO POP-UP HAMPER
Normal Price: $4.99
DEAL PRICE: $1.99
Okay, I LOVE these. And I use them for just about every-
thing. With the warm weather coming, they are great for
outdoors. I love to put all the pool toys in them. It
allows for them to dry after being in the pool and it
keeps them all together.
Get a few of them. You can use them for so many things.
Ideal for college students, holding toys, and all the
laundry you can fit. The best part is the nylon
construction that makes this light as a feather.
It folds down to 6" and pops up to hold TWO (2) FULL LOADS
of LAUNDRY.
Store it in the closet or in the corner of the room. We
guarantee this will help keep the kids' rooms tidy. This
is one of the best products we have ever carried and the
lightest hamper you will ever carry.
Get A Great Hamper for Just $1.99
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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** FAMOUS LAST WORDS **
* I'll get a world record for this..
* It's fireproof.
* He's probably just hibernating.
* What does this button do?
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
* Pull the pin and count to what?
* Which wire was I supposed to cut?
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I've seen this done on TV.
* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
* Let it down slowly.
* Rat poison only kills rats.
* It's strong enough for both of us.
* This doesn't taste right.
* I can make this light before it changes.
* Nice doggie.
* I can do that with my eyes closed.
* I've done this before.
* Well, we've made it this far.
* That's odd.
* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
* Don't be so superstitious.
* Now watch this.
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