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LAFF A DAY - Friday, June 20, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Today is the first day of summer and the beautiful weather
reminded me of when I was a younger man and the wife and I
bought our first house together.
I always thought having a house with a fenced in yard would
allow me the opportunity to sunbathe naked. Think about it,
how often does Mr. Johnson get to feel with warm, sensual
rays of the sun? I wonder what it would feel like to have
a sun-tanned dick.
It would be the closest I'll ever get to being hung like a
black man.
Wonderingly,
TZ
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One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his
parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see
his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind
her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as
Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished, Dad went to check on little
Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent
over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, " Johnny , what the hell are you doing?!?"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's your
mom, is it?!"
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There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-
busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced
and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made
the jiggle even that more apparent.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably
- especially the men. The very proper church ladies were
appalled. They said something had to be done about this or
they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told
her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her
breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her
to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they
are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you
won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the
pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol
we will not hath a Thermon tewday."
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