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LAFF A DAY - Monday, July 14, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
It was about two in the afternoon and I was heading to the
restroom after lunch and one of the stiffs in the office
was there at the sink. I washed my hands then went over to
the urinal. He said, "You wash your hands before you piss?"
I said, "I just had KFC, I don't want my wife to tell me
I taste like chicken."
Preventingly,
TZ
Q: What do you get when you have 10 naked blonds standing
on thier heads?
A: 10 brunettes.
THE FOOT BUDDY...
Like the Ped Egg, but 1/2 the Price
Retail Price: $9.99
OUR PRICE: $4.99
By now we've all seen the tv commercial countless time on the
Ped Egg. We were lucky to find The Foot Buddy which is the same
thing, made by the same factory... but at 1/2 the price.
Gently removes callous and dry skin. for smooth and beautiful
feet. So gentle, it will not even burst a balloon. Safe to the
touch and easy, no mess disposal.
- Comfortable ergonomic design
- Over 135 stainless steel micro files
- No mess- collects shavings
- Safe to the touch
- Includes 2 emery finishing pads
At these affordable prices you can pick up a few.
THE FOOT BUDDY...
A Jewish man married a Chinese woman. Their marriage was
doing so well that they decided to have a baby. The husband
wanted the baby to have a name that epitomized "Jewish
people of today." His wife wanted the baby to have a
meaningful, Chinese name.
After much thought they chose to combine two very meaning-
ful names into one for their special boy. They named him
Cha-Ching.
I have a devoted lover who lets me give it to her both
ways.....Cash or Check.
PET BLINKERS... The Pet Safety Light
Protect Yourself & Your Pet!
Store Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $3.99 or less
Pet Blinkers give you the added security and peace of mind
knowing you and your pet(s) are visible at night. Whether
you’re going for a jog with your pet or if you just want
extra attention, attach the Pet Blinker to your pet's collar
and be seen a half-mile away. These eye-catching LEDs
accessorize any pet. Requires three AG3 lithium cell
batteries (included). PET BLINKERS... The Pet Safety Light
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is
still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a
letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still
in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded
message:
"370HSSV-0773H."
He was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Dick
Cheney. Cheney and his advisors had no clue either, so they
sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the
National Education Association and then to MIT.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled
Mr. Bush back:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside
down."
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