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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, July 17, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen
and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the
washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips
and watch TV all afternoon.
She shook her finger at me, "Watch yourself, mister, or you're
going to make me do something I don't want to do!"
"Wow," I thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a blowjob
out of this."
Optimistically,
TZ
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One ovary said to the other, "I think we're going to have
some music tonight."
The other one asked, "Why do you say that?"
The other replied, "I Just saw two nuts pushing an organ
through the door."
"President Bush said at his press conference that our
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screwed." -Jay Leno
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A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?"
"I'm upstairs douching," his wife answered.
"I told you never to talk like that!" he yelled.
"What do you want," she replied, "good grammar or good
taste?"
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