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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, May 1st 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I'm all about the questions lately. Here's an interesting
one that comes from a reader.
If you admit that your a hypocrite, does it still mean
your a hypocrite?
- Wisc Wolf Wisdom
[Ah, Wolf, you have asked a very unique question. It
confuses me to a great degree. Actually, the more I think
about it the more I feel a severe pain in my brain area.
Wolf, what have you done? Why did you make me use my brain?
It was not made to think deeply. This will not end well.]
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
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