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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, July 17th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Well, we have finally unpacked our last box. It's a great
feeling to have finally finished moving in. But, as soon
as the great feeling is felt another feeling rears its
ugly head. Aggravation, stress and uncertainty suddenly
creep in. Well, that's a couple of feelings.
The reason you plummet from such a great height is the fact
that now you have put everything in its place you can't
remember where anything is specifically located. I can't
tell you how many times this has happened to me, but it
will never stop.
Now, if you will excuse me, I need to find out where I put
my car keys.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got
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"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the
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"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for
ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed skunk!
Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
A: Naked and screaming like the rest of us.
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