THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, July 8th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I'm going to be brief today because I'm not feeling very 
peppy. I just found out that my grandmother passed away. 

Please enjoy today's issue and I'll try to be in better 
voice tomorrow. 

Thanks for understanding. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a 
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Q: What would happen if Satan lost his hair? 

A: There would be hell toupee. 


Q: What did Sherlock Holmes tell his sidekick upon discover-
   ing a tree producing sour fruit?	

A: A Lemon Tree, My Dear Watson. 

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