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CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Hello Joe, my name is Hurthsette and I read
"Clean Laffs" everyday at work and boy does
it cheer me up! The "Office Memo" in today's
issue was especially funny. My co-workers are
probably wondering what I'm laughing at over
here! I think that I will bring in a carton
of milk to see if anyone drinks it, and if
they do, I'm going to put up this "memo" to
really freak them out!! Of course, the little
problem of me not being pregnant might be an
issue. Laughing It Up...
Well, what are you prepared to do for the sake of a really
good joke?
By the way, you may have noticed we are advertising a LASIK
vision exam at the top of the newsletter today. I have
actually been thinking about doing this myself for the last
few years and am wondering if anybody has any good success
stories.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the
grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy
to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.
Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in
the air conditioned house all day while she did all the
work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're aking me
about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside
and figure dinner out yourself."
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.
The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing
up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? So where is
mine?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
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A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a
street corner downtown, when she said, "Excuse me, but if it's
not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"
Our good samaritan replied, "Just a minute." He walked across
the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you fine!"
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