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CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, June 23, 2008
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Good morning crew,
It's just about time to cash in my change jar again. I
picked this idea up years ago from our 'Thrifty Tips' ezine
(which you can subscribe to at http://www.gophercentral.com)
and I have been tickled with it ever since.
What I do is keep a big jar on my kitchen countertop and
every day when I get home I put my loose change in it. I
manage to fill it up about twice a year and each time I get
about 200 bucks out of it. It's almost like free money.
The only drawback is having to walk into the bank and seeing
that look of despair when the cashier sees the twenty pound
jar full of coins cradled in my arms knowing that she will
have to count it. Plus, the racket that the change counter
makes alerts everybody in the bank that some geek with
nothing better to do than collect change in a jar is taking
up everybody else's time.
But, of course, the wad of cash I get helps to repair the
indignity.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Hillary Clinton is taking a month off from her job as
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You've been neglecting your job trying to get a better
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After moving in to our new office space, I was given the
job of completing an Occupational Health and Safety report
about the building. I discovered that the building had been
built with no fire exit!
If a fire starts at the entrance, the only way out would be
to smash through the manager's office window. So I put these
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