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LAFF A DAY - Monday, June 9, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
My son came running up to me the other day and screamed,
"Daddy! Daddy! Why was six afraid of seven?"
"Why," I asked, amused and moved by his youthful enthusiasm.
"Because seven ate nine!" he said, and burst into an near
paralytic paroxysm of hysterical laughter.
I laughed along with him. "Here's one for you," I said when
he finally settled down, "What comes after 69?"
"70!" he said, excited to know the answer.
"Wrong," I corrected. "Mouthwash."
Educatingly,
TZ
"It's a big night at CBS network. A new show premiered —
'Swingtown.' It's a documentary about swingers in the 70s.
And the actors were gorgeous. If you've ever seen documen-
taries about real-life swingers, you know they're awful,
beer guts and hairy backs... and the men were worse."
-Craig Ferguson
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While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group
of medical students.
"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his
left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what
would you do in a case like this?"
"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so
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take him off the dollar and put him on food stamps."
--The Mooney Twins
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A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given
an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to
give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The
husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so
bad."
The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to
pick it up.
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the
way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.
"Exactly," replied the instructor.
To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife
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