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Where was this Star Trek stuff 15 years ago?
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LAFF A DAY Thursday, July 24, 2008
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I remember back in the nineties when they first came out with
vision correction surgery. Back then it was radial keratotomy.
They actually made incisions in your cornea with a diamond
knife in order to reshape the surface of the eye.
It sounds like medieval torture, doesn't it?
My eyes have always been a little off, but never bad enough
to warrant somebody slicing up my eyeballs with a knife.
Nowadays they have a whole new procedure that's done with
computers and lasers. It's called LASIK.
An instrument called a microkeratome is used to create a
thin, circular flap in the cornea. The surgeon folds the
flap back out of the way, then removes some corneal tissue
underneath using an ultraviolet laser in order to reshape
the cornea so it focuses light correctly.
I wish they had this Star Trek shit fifteen years ago when I
was first looking into eye surgery.
If you are interested in learning any more about the LASIK
procedure click the link to ALL ABOUT VISION below.
They have all the information you could ever want to know.
If you are a good candidate you could have near perfect
vision before you know it! You never know unless you click.
Visit: All About Vision
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The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad
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Each morning Jake would drive down Sunset Blvd. on his way
to work. For the past year a pretty hooker standing on the
corner of Sunset gave him the eye as he passed. Of late, she
took to showing him parts of what he would get if he stopped
to pick her up. Jake was a good husband and family man and
didn't want to cheat on his wife. However, lately the hooker
was looking so tempting, he could not get her out of his mind.
After spending many sleepless nights, he went to consult a
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