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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
My neighbor who likes to brag once told me a story about
one of his past flings.
"I dated this smokin', big boned Portuguese girl once and
she was an animal. Believe or not, she had a four inch clit!
And boy did she ever love oral sex. That's actually all we
ever did. She would never let me bang her."
I just never had the heart to tell him.
Confidentially,
TZ
"According to new fat acceptance study, Americans are okay
with fat people. Unless they are on top during sex."
--Jay Leno
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Ordering the "Herb-basted chicken" seemed like a good
idea - until I saw a sweaty shirtless man in the back
rubbing chicken breasts across his chest.
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A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
"Honey, this pig is what I fuck when you don't feel well."
The wife looks up from the magazine she's reading and says,
"That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
The man replies, "I was talking to the sheep."
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