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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 21st 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
It rained very hard on Friday for about ten minutes. As I
was sitting at my desk, preparing to write this column, I
noticed a rather unusual sound after the rain had ceased.
It sounded like the rain was draining from the roof through
this support column that is next to my desk. It sounded
like a waterfall. It was weird. I've never heard that noise
before. I'll be honest, I'm a little worried. Have you ever
heard of such a thing?
That was the weirdest noise ever... well, except for the
time TZ was cutting the cheese all day after eating that
entire container of expired taco dip.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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