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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, July 3, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Just a quick FYI. I just wanted to let you know that due
to this Friday being the 4th of July, Mouthpiece will
not be mailing tomorrow. However, Mouthpiece will be back
on Monday. Same time, same station.
Have a great 4th and enjoy today's edition of Mouthpiece.
It's 4th of July themed. I know I'm one slick dude.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary
freezing of water."
- Carl Reiner
"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and
the less the artist does the better."
- Andre Gide
"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts."
- Jim Morrison
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What's On the Web?
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VIRTUAL PHANTOM FIREWORKS
I think you'll enjoy this awesome virtual fireworks show.
Orchestrate your own high flying explosions over the
skylines of numerous American cities or world locations.
Visit: VIRTUAL PHANTOM FIREWORKS
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Information on July 4th
See this day's highlights, including historical events,
birthdays and news.
Visit: Information on July 4th
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TURTLE KEY HIDER/HOLDER
This Turtle Has A Secret...
Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
What a great idea! That's what everyone says about this
item.
Not just an appealing garden statue, this turtle cleverly
conceals a secret spot to hide your spare key. Tuck near a
door for a handy hide away. Good for a house or garage key.
Grab one or two while they last. This is an item we made a
special purchase on and it is Below Cost! Once it sells out
it is gone forever. Makes a great Housewarming Gift too.
Because of the low price, we must limit you to no more than
six (6) per order. Check it out by visiting:
Turtle Key Hider/Holder
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A July Fourth
Barbecue
1. "I don't think that's mayonnaise in the cole slaw."
2. "My hot dog has a knuckle!"
3. "I'm afraid the only fireworks tonight are between me
and your wife."
4. "All right, detainees, line up over here for your gitmo-
style powdered baked beans."
5. "Hey look, it's Ernest Borgnine - oh, sorry lady."
6. "I'd like to tell you why scientology is so important to
me."
7. "Oh God, Letterman's shirtless again!"
8. "To give it a little 'kick,' I put charcoal starter in
the punch!"
9. "Take a photo of me lighting this cigar with an M-80."
10. "Beef is great, but squirrel's so much cheaper."
[Courtesy of the Late Show with David Letterman]
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