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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Here's a funny joke I read this morning.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not
to report it because the thief was spending less than his
wife did.
It's funny because it's true.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Gay marriage started today in California. Let me be the
first to congratulate Mr. and Mrs. Seacrest."
- Craig Ferguson
"President Bush said that after he retires he wants to
write a book. Bush said he's not sure if it will be about
politics or about his personal life, but he is sure it
will be a pop-up book."
- Conan O'Brien
"The New York Times is reporting that both Bill and Hillary
Clinton have an enemies list. Hillary's is mostly people
who endorsed Barack Obama instead of her, and Bill's list
is mostly chicks who can't keep a secret."
- Jay Leno
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Troy McClure Film or Actual Terrible Movie
You may remember him from such hits as Christmas Ape and
Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, but how well do you
remember Troy McClure's other projects? Can you tell which
of the following titles come from the filmography of
Springfield's favorite screen icon and which are the real-
life dregs of IMDb?
Visit: Troy McClure Film or Actual Terrible Movie
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CHUCK NORRIS
There comes a time in a man's life when he must ask
himself, "What Would Chuck Norris Do?". This hilarious
spoof site celebrates the raw toughness of Mr. Norris.
I think this was in a recent issue, but Chuck called
and told me to put it in this issue or he was going to
BRING THE PAIN! Enjoy.
Visit: CHUCK NORRIS Facts
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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You know you work for the government when...
* The process becomes more important than the product
* You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting
on a subject you know nothing about
* You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being
there
* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you
will be the one answering them.
* You fly first class across the country to attend a
conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that
the project does not have enough money.
* You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job
title is an acronym.
* You understand the rationalization of an acronym
composed of acronyms.
* You know that the location of a meeting is directly
related to its importance.
(1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a
contractor
(2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal
attention
* You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same
thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business
cards.
[From AndyChaps]
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