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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, July 21, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm excited that the weekend is here again. I'm going to
be brief even though I'm wearing boxers. Hee-Hee! I know,
I'm a character.
Well, have a great weekend. See you Monday. Oh, crap!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Larry King announced that he's going to write an auto-
biography titled 'What Am I Doing Here?' Larry says that
if the book sells, he's got plans for several sequels
including, 'What Day is This?' and 'Where Are My Pants?'"
- Conan O'Brien
"It was revealed today that Barrack Obama has been secretly
interviewing candidates for Vice President while he works
out in the gym. Screening people at the gym can only mean
one thing - our next VP, definitely not Al Gore."
- Craig Ferguson
"I like life. It's something to do."
- Ronnie Shakes
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Earth Aid DVD Collection
It's Easy To Make A Difference...
Retail Price: $29.99
Deal Price: $19.99
Do you know who actor Ed Begley, Jr. is? I'm quite certain
if you saw him you'd instantly remember him.
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Unlike many Hollywood stars, who say they are concerned
about our environment because it's the popular thing, Ed
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And he lives his life that way.
If you're like most you want to do the right thing when it
comes down to living green but are not always sure what you
can do... this DVD collection solves this problem. It's
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every day steps you can take, you'll be amazed at how a
little action leads to some real conservation.
To get more information on each DVD or to order, visit:
Earth Aid DVD Collection
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What's On the Web?
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BRAIN TRAINING
Your mind has to last you a long time, so it's important to
keep it sharp! With BrainMetrix.com, you will learn how to
train the brain and how to "use it or lose it" with a fun
selection of games and exercises. Your brain will get a
good workout with the variety of mind-training exercises
available.
Visit: BRAIN TRAINING
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HAMSTER RACING
The concept of this addictive game is quite simple. Just
use your mouse to help your hamster turn and run around
the loop. See how far you can make it...
Visit: HAMSTER RACING
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These night lights provide a great way to ensure energy
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Each diminutive (2" x 2" x 3/8") light emits a soft glow
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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10 LAWS OF COMPUTING
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you
meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand
your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the
section of the manual where you'd least expect to find
it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite
malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your
mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer
solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found
to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just
fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to
do, but rarely what you want it to do.
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