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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, June 23, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I can't believe it's Friday! Hooray! Today is a great day
for... Oh, it's Monday isn't it? Well, so much that.
Let's make today a much better day than a Friday. I'm
getting excited. I'm going to be enthusiastic. I'm here
to lighten up your Monday. Together we shall have a
great... ah, who am I kidding? You, that's who.
I think I had way too much coffee this morning and way
too much sugar in the aforementioned coffee. My mind
kind of wanders.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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"Britney Spears' sister, Jaime Lynn, gave birth to a baby
girl. Which then gave birth to another baby girl."
- Jimmy Kimmel
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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CHILDREN'S LETTERS TO GOD
Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God?
I thought You had everything.
-Jane
Dear God,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto
you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my
brother!
-Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for
was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him
anyway. Your friend.
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
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