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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, June 17th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a great joke that Painindnek sent me. It's a knee
slapper. I hope you enjoy it.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her out to some place expensive.................
So I took her to the gas station.
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Come on, that's good stuff.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's
license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get
good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard
is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and
then we'll see."
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the
house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great
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letting me use the car?"
Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut
your hair."
Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he
walked everywhere he went."
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Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
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