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A very warm welcome from Carmen Sutra:
With the economy in dire straights, many people will not be
able to head to Disney World, the Grand Canyon or embark on
long road trips this summer. Instead of a traditional
vacation, many will be using their paid timeoff at home
with a staycation. Let's put a positive spin on things, shall
we? Instead of being a little bummed about this turn of
events, let's consider staying at home for a week in Great
SEXpectations terms. Be prepared for arousal.
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Today's Topic: Staycation Part I
The goal of your staycation is to rev up your sexual life
and sexually reconnect with your honey. This will take time
and commitment. But, hey, you have a week off, and what
better way is there to pass the time that getting it on?
Yes, rhetorical. I will run through the days of the week with
an idea for you to try. If you don't like the idea, then you
must commit to 45 minutes of any sexual activity. This could
be all oral, rubbing, touching, other foreplay activities and/
or include intercourse as well. Mix it up, your choice!
MONDAY - At some point during your staycation, you will prob-
ably be doing a little housecleaning. You might as well get
this over with at the beginning of the week. You have two
options. As your partner is putting away the dishes, wash-
ing windows, or folding laundry, come up behind him/her and
start nuzzling their neck. Take the nuzzling south and con-
tinue to kiss the back until you reach the buttocks. Now
gently spread the butt cheeks and 1) commit to anilingus or
2) lick and suck the testicles/labia and then full-fledged
oral sex. I know, I know, tough options.
TUESDAY - Cleaning Part II: This does not have to actually
be on Cleaning Day. Make use of the washer or dryer and have
the lady sit on top while the machine is in use. It will
vibrate against her bottom, which will, in turn, rev up her
labia and start her pussy pulsing (I told you to be prepared
for arousal!). Stand in front of her and start thrusting.
The benefit of this position is mouth kissing, access to the
breasts, and she can reach around and scoop his butt for
deeper thrusting!
WEDNESDAY - Outdoor fun: If you have a pool, then this one
is self-explanatory. If you don't, I strongly encourage you
to get your sprinkler system out and run through the water
like you did when you were kids. Laughter can be an aphro-
disiac because it just makes you happier and puts you in a
lighter mood. Now mix that with feeling each other's slippery
bodies and you've got a heavenly opportunity. Spread a
blanket on the ground...and then your legs :)
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I've given you enough ideas to last until Part II on Wednes-
day. Now remember, if you don't like the ideas, then you
must commit to 45 minutes of other love play. Again, the whole
idea is to reconnect with your beloved and put a spark back
into the relationship. My dear Great SEXers, please, please
really commit to this. Seven days will go by regardless of
this Staycation challenge, but imagine what seven days of
bliss will do for your relationship. I believe you have an
assignment. Now have fun! As always, I remain...
Devotedly yours,
Carmen Sutra
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