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Classic Laff-a-Day - April 17, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I'm heading out to my six-year-old son's baseball game. He's
been doing pretty well lately. Last game I only had to remind
him for about half the game to stand up and stop rolling in the
dirt. Not bad, not bad.
Coachingly,
TZ
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A woman called her husband at work and told him that there was a
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Hey, TZ, I have a question. Why do they let big titted girls
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