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Classic Laff-a-Day - March 10, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
My three kids are in a total of 5 sports. That makes for a
pretty hectic schedule. We're constantly on the go. I don't mind
though, because on four of the five teams the coaches have
really nice tits and I get to watch them running and jumping
up and down.
My wife thanked me last night saying, "I'm so glad you've
embraced their sports and are helping with the shuttling back
and forth."
"Yeah, well it's very difficult and eats into my schedule in a
big way, but they're only young once and I don't want to miss
it."
"You are so full of shit."
"What do you mean?"
"I've seen the coach's breasts."
"You like 'em, too?"
Bustedly,
TZ
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A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he's sitting down, he
hears the man next to him tell the bartender, "I'll have another
waterloo."
The bartender gives the fellow a tall, well-iced drink, then
asks the newcomer what he would like to drink. Thinking the
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"I'll have a waterloo, too."
The bartender gives him the tall, well-iced drink, and the
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"Hey," he says, "this isn't any good. It tastes just like
water!"
The man next to him looks at the bartender and says, "Well,
it is water. Right, Lou?"
"It wasn't easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled
child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a
day." --Homer Simpson, THE SIMPSONS
Chadwick was hiding from Satan in my office.
"Hey, how do you spell 'heinous'?"
He turned the page of an old Movieline magazine. "I don't know."
"It is apparent that you know less than nothing."
"I know how to get your wife off."
"Yeah?" I said. "Can you give me a few tips?"
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"Your pasta quattro formaggi was superb!" the customer said.
"I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I
had over there."
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cheese. Ours is imported."
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So I'm at the gym, and there's a woman working out on one
of the machines who has a t-shirt on that reads: "This is
what a feminist looks like."
Let me tell ya, TZ, she was one ugly piece of work. So
fugly you would'nt even WANT her to blow you. Though I
guess, she could be the one screwing in the lightbulb...
Signed, KAG
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