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Classic Laff-a-Day - May 14, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I have a spring cold. Sinus infection with stomach problems.
I need a tongue bath from Marilyn Chambers, I mean I need a
nap.
Sickly,
TZ
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I appreciate, TZ, that you may not be familiar with the minutiae
of proper football, or ‘soccer’ as I believe it is known in the
US. However, if you had ever seen West Ham play, as I have, you
would see nothing at all funny, strange or unusual in the team
being described as ‘eleven dicks’.
You probably don’t know much about cricket, either; that’s ok,
a lot of Brits don’t either. However, several years ago, in a
test match between England and the West Indies (like a sort of
cricket world-series), the West Indian batsman was named Michael
Holding, and the bowler (pitcher?) was an Englishman named Peter
Willey. OK so far?
The radio commentator, I am sure quite inadvertently, quoth the
immortal line; "The batsman’s Holding, the bowler’s Willey."
There was no further commentary for ten minutes while the two
commentators got themselves back under control.
Even today, when the dear old BBC wants to reduce its listening
audience to uncontrollable tears of mirth, they roll out that
clip.
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Bubba comes back with the beer and finds Jim and Linda-Lou
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She replies, "You told me to show Jim my best southern
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Bubba then says, "Gee whiz girl, arch your back,then, poor
Jim's balls are on the cold floor."
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