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Classic Laff-a-Day - May 16, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
A few of us were huddled around a computer looking at a website
that rated celebrity's hotness. On one page there were a bunch
of women and a lone picture of Brad Pitt.
Lewis said, "I think Brad is sexier than all these women...that
doesn't make me gay, does it?"
"I don't know," I said. "Hey, Joe," I called out across the
room, "Lewis thinks Brad Pitt is sexier than a bunch of young
Hollywood starlets. Does that make him a homo?"
"How would I know?" he shouted.
"Well, one homo to another..."
Insightfully,
TZ
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Kids are different today. I recently spent an afternoon with a
bunch of twelve to fifteen-year-olds and I must say, they are
much better humans than me and the group I used to hang
around with were. These kids didn’t swear, or fight, or talk
about trying to feel-up some nice girl they were dating--these
kids have morals.
On my way home I was transported back in time. I saw a thirteen-
year-old TZ excitedly running home. There he found his best
friend Donny waiting for him.
"Hey, TZ, where the fuck ya been? I’ve been waiting here all
fuckin’ day."
"Shit, sorry, man. Here, smell my fingers," I said as I shoved
my fingers under his nose. "I finally got to third base!"
"Hey! Fuck you, man!" he said trying to get away. "That’s my
sister you’re dating!"
What did one cicada say the the other?
"Where did all these Mexicans come from?"
Who was the famous artist with brown fingers?
Pic-ass-o.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so
he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went
home to join his father's firm.
At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's
office and said, "Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith
case that you've been working on for ten years!"
His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of
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