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Classic Laff-a-Day - April 24, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was at my son's kindergarten class graduation and was amazed
by the number of moms that were crying. I mean am I the only
person who thinks that this ceremony is a monumental waste of
taking an afternoon off? I would rather have picked the kid up
and took him out to do whatever he wanted to do--like stay at
home and play in the backyard while I go golfing.
One good thing, though, was that most of the women had skimpy
tops on. They knew it was going to be hot in the gym so there
were tits bouncing around everywhere--I pretended to tape my
son singing his songs, but I was actually shooting footage of
big, 'I'm the mother of a six-year-old' titties.
Private-footage-ly,
TZ
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An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old
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Somehow my wife and I got on the subject of young spouses
dying.
"I can't imagine life without you," she whispered. "I wouldn't
want to live without you." And she began to weep.
"Oh, baby," I said pulling her head to my chest, "don't cry. I
hope you never have to live without me, too."
She sniffled, wiped her eyes and looked up at me. "What, you
want me to die first? You believe you could live without me?"
"What? No, that's not what I meant...."
"Thanks a lot, TZ," she said walking away from me. "You're
supposed to say that you hope you die first because you couldn't
bare to live without me. Why don't you do us all a favor and
drop dead?"
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