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Classic Laff-a-Day - March 20, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Lewis has been rather upbeat lately.
"What gives?" I asked.
"Just loving life, TZ. Just loving life," he replied. "Health,
togetherness, motivated children and a lack of envy. That is the
recipe for a happy life. We've also been having more sex than
practically anytime in our marriage."
"Wow, that's pretty good after 20 years."
"Yes, it is," he mused. "So much so that my wife has taken to
calling it her 'medicine'."
"Yeah? Is she swallowing or taking it as a suppository?"
Healthily,
TZ
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I know it's old, but it's funny no matter how many times you
hear it.
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly
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take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table.
He inspects her quickly and then says, "Right, just give me a
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He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that
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"Oh my god!" screams the woman in terror, "what are you going
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