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Classic Laff-a-Day - May 12, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Magilla is genuinely mad at me. He's so temperamental. We've all
learned not to take away his termite fishing twig or sleep with
one of the females in his troop, but yesterday the banned list
expanded to include 'don't joke with potential clients.'
For some reason I was CC'd on a note between a client and
several of our people who were trying to set a date for a
meeting.
The potential client, let's call him, "Doug Specter", sent a
note saying that he would like to meet on Tuesday. I didn't
know who he was but when I saw so many of my colleagues names
listed I decided to reply to all. That's when the shit-storm
started. I just don't see what the big deal is.
All I did was reply saying that I couldn't make a Tuesday
meeting because I was going to be at Doug's house boning his
wife while he was away.
Some people are just so damned sensitive.
Substitutingly,
TZ
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